Coast to Coast Post

Hand-made envelope. Enclosed was an embarrassing menstruation anecdote.

Fail

Penelope is a degenerate's degenerate. She sits around in her immodest cape, six tits casually on display, subsisting on milk and opiate spiders. She lives in a den of perdition and is in complete denial of a burgeoning addiction to spiders red as the poppies they feed on.  

L: Ensor's Masks Confronting Death
R: Braceface 

Hootypop & Shitpocket meet again

Lady offers hand

Rather ripped with time to spare, 

making fun with discarded hair

Springfield, December '10

Tipsy hygiene!
Brooklyn, January '09

Blood Simple

Once there was a cat who lived a comfortable life in a medium-sized city. Comfort turned into complacency which did not suit the cat's restless nature, nor her personal attitude towards security and its silent dangers. Being astrologically predisposed to temptation, the cat suddenly decided to leave behind all that she knew for a grand (though somewhat ill-planned) adventure which involved much that was amazing, beautiful, frightening and at times dangerous.
She learned not to wander alone at 3am on the wrong side of town. To stay out of Brixton. To eat raw green chillies like it's nobody's business. To speak another language. She learned that tradies are a crass bunch no matter what country one is in. That alcohol can turn people of all ethnicities into lecherous fools. That it is possible to go months without smoking pot. She developed a taste for foreign foods. She made new friends and achingly missed the ones she'd left behind. The cat emerged relatively unscathed from her many wanderings with a head full of perspective and a heart heavy with nostalgia.
She is currently perched on the Tree of Peace and Chaos being petted by the Branch of Limbo.

Goodbye Captain Beefheart

Dropout Boogie RULES and I just love milk. Full cream, chocolate, strawberry, coconut, sweetened condensed...I digress. R.I.P Captain Beefheart.

Grief Pit

Bail

Drew this recently over a course of ICU hospital visits. October '10. Biro, scummy notebook & crayons

Cold water extraction

....is a great way to remove liver endangering analgesics when concocting opiate potions.

via this site

This skirt by Karla Spetic makes me homesick. Reminds me of road trips from Brisbane to Sydney with excellent tunes, endless spliffs and stolen No Doz courtesy of brazen best friends. It's a great skirt, ace print. I'd never wear it though, too sprucey